๐งช Welcome to Excellence ๐
The Poop Institute is the world's premier academic institution dedicated to the scientific study, cultural analysis, and historical documentation of excrement in all its forms.

๐ฌ Our Distinguished Departments ๐งซ
๐งฌ Scatological Sciences
Pioneering research in digestive biology and waste composition analysis.
๐ญ Cultural Fecal Studies
Examining excrement's role in art, literature, and cultural expressions.
๐ฑ Sustainable Waste Management
Developing eco-friendly approaches to waste processing and fertilization.
๐ Historical Defecation
Tracing the evolution of sanitation systems throughout human civilization.
๐จ๐ซ Our Esteemed Faculty ๐ฉ๐ฌ
Dr. Flush McPoopington
Chair of Toilet Technology
Prof. Cecilia Stinkwell
Director of Aromatic Studies
Dr. John Wipemore
Head of Cleanup Sciences
๐ Join Our Institution ๐
The Poop Institute accepts only the most dedicated scholars in the field. Our rigorous application process ensures only the best minds contribute to our body of knowledge.